I have over a decade of experience working in television including Emmy-winning shows Mom and Samantha Who?  I starred & co-created Mtv's first sit-com & cult-classic Austin Stories. I've developed shows for ABC, Fx, Mtv and Nickelodeon & written extensively on children’s programs, notably BBC’s BAFTA-winning Secret Life of Boys.  I've written essays published in three books, as well as Broadly, and Vice.

TV

  • Loosely Exactly Nicole
  • Trolls
  • Mom
  • Samantha Who?
  • George Lopez Show
  • Blue Collar TV
"When an ex posts that they're engaged, know for sure they're marrying someone better than you. Hate yourself for not being loveable."
"My birth mother carried me to term then handed me off to an adoption center. That was in 1969 and she was 19. In 1989, I was 19 and facing the same problem."
"I smashed a "Mr. Right" mug to dust with a bat. I smashed plates with a hammer. I annihilated a Trump bobblehead with a bat, crowbar, and hammer."

LAURA HOUSE'S DATE NIGHT REVIEWS:

Dear Meryl Streep, Are you okay? Did someone kidnap you and make you do this movie?...

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