My weird mind
I have a superpower, the ability to twist good news and lucky breaks into mangled, corrupted, awful pieces of horror.
No matter what success I had – star on a TV show, get a huge residual check, get that skeeball right in the middle of the target… I never felt good. I never felt quite right. My mind made it all quite awful.
Me: Hey, they picked up Austin Stories! 13 episodes!
Mind: It’s just cable.
Me: Yeah, but it is the biggest network in the world.
Mind: Yeah. And full of super hot chicks, of which you are not one. Good luck, they’ll hate you.
It was a battle I couldn’t win. And didn’t.