I was super annoyed by dog people. I don't know that dog. It's a mistake to assume we'd be friends. Like a blind date, just because you like him doesn't mean I will.
No one gets that with their dog or kid - they're like, "You'll think they're as great as I do!" But I won't. But I won't. I'm all but certain that I won't.
This ridiculous bulldog puppy has come into my life and I instantly transformed into the most obnoxious, disgusting dog person on the planet. It's hopeless. I'm helpless. And I apologize.